Hair Extension Joke of A Blonde, A brunette and A Redhead

Joke of A Blonde

Three women were all lined up at the popular hair salon, each hoping to transform their hair with extensions. The salon's head stylist walked up to the Brunette and offered her a choice of hair extensions: synthetic, human hair, or mink.

The Brunette chose the synthetic extensions. The stylist began to work but soon realized the extensions wouldn't adhere to the woman's hair. "Impossible!" cried the stylist.

"Perhaps it's a sign I should stick to my natural hair," suggested the Brunette.

"Indeed! A divine message to love our natural selves. Let's unhook these extensions," decreed the stylist. As she was led back, she whispered to the Red Head, “The synthetic extensions aren’t working.”

Bearing this in mind, the Red Head opted for human hair extensions when prompted. But alas, the same saga unfolded. The extensions just would not attach. “Could this be another sign?” mused the Red Head. Left with no other explanation, the stylist removed the extensions, releasing the red head. She leaned towards the blonde, whispering, "The human hair extensions are also a fail."

The blonde thought over her options as the stylist approached her for her choice. Taking into consideration the unsuccessful attempts with synthetic and human hair extensions, the blonde confidently declared, "Well, since the other extensions aren't working, I guess I’ll go with the mink."

How often do hair extensions need to be replaced?

Being able to understand when to change hair extensions is really important so you can continue having a nice and fresh hairdo. The timeline for switching extensions depends mainly on the type of extensions that you are wearing.

If you have fusion or keratin-bonded extensions, schedule an appointment on your calendar every 3 to 4 months, as these lose bonding strength over time. Tape-in hair extensions can last longer, at least from four to eight months with proper maintenance, of course.

However, how do you recognize the right time to bid farewell to your current set of extensions? Some significant symptoms include dryness and frizz, indicating that the hair has lost its youthfulness.

Also, frequent problems such as tangling, matting, split ends, and loss of many hairs are troubling messages. If you are not looking forward to using your extensions as much as you used to, then this is probably a sign for a new set.

Bear in mind that the lifespan of hair extensions doesn’t depend on how many months they can last; it also depends on their handling. Applying the appropriate care schedule will significantly increase their life, and your locks will continue to be the envy of everyone in the room with their impressive splendor.

Going to the salon for routine visits to maintain them, using gentle hair products, and practicing safe styling are the three key things that ensure your extensions have a long life before it is time for them to be replaced again.